Do not have paper on the toilet do not panic! See how the ancients solved the problem

1 Han Dynasty to the Qing Dynasty back to the top

PConline miscellaneous talks as saying that "there are people who have three urgency." One day last week, Xiao Bian was writing (zai) ambition (yan) essays. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew in and felt the navel below. 2cm area bursts, a warm chrysanthemum, a big trend. Unexpectedly, Xiao Bian immediately resorted to Wudang's refutation - the vertical ladder, successfully landed a few seconds before the "Yellow River bursts." At the time, I only felt a numbness from beginning to end, such as simmering and then pouring into the water, and then leaping with energy, radiating spirit, and radiant radiance.... In this case, I used the sentence of a hometown in Northeast China to describe: “Left on both sides of the Yellow River, holding secret documents, front The machine guns fired, and the rear fire continued."

What seems wrong? and many more! My secret file... No, my toilet paper? Xiao Bian was paralyzed on the toilet and confirmed that it was not brought with paper. From the perspective of the 21st century, using a toilet paper to wipe the buttocks is no more normal. However, in the era when material conditions are not so good, what is the problem people are trying to solve? Do you really want to use your hand?

In ancient times, mankind did not have the ability to produce. It was generally made in situ, such as weeds and leaves. Toilets, also known as stir sticks, the earliest records appear in ancient India in the seventh century BC. When Shakyamuni saw a miserable and humble figure, he asked him how he was unhappy. When monk said that he had used the grass wipe on the toilet, he did not rub it clean, he scraped it in angrily and scraped the chrysanthemum, so he was very annoyed. After listening to this statement, Shakyamuni's grandfather granted the "community toilet method."

The toilet raising here refers to a strip-shaped object cut from wood, bamboo, and other materials, about 10~23cm long, about one to two fingers wide, washed after use, reusable, with Buddhism in the Han Dynasty Into China together. Although papermaking has long been invented, the ancients were not as luxurious as we had imagined. From the Three Kingdoms period to the Tang Dynasty, up to the nobles and nobles and down to the people, they all used toilets.

Although the ancients rarely shunned matters about toileting in writing, there would be euphemisms for politeness during dinner. Just as the current sister said, "I'm going to leave," the ancients said that if they "lock up and go to the toilet", they go to the toilet. During the visit to Shih Chongshi, a wealthy gentleman in the Southern Dynasty, Liu Shi came to a gorgeously decorated house surrounded by gauze curtains. The niece was standing on both sides with her briefing bag. She thought she had accidentally entered the bedroom and was busy turning around to withdraw. Later, Shi Chong told him that in fact it was the toilet and the prostitute was watching the toilet. The kit contained the toilet.

Before the Tang and Song Dynasties, the paper was mainly used to write words and was more “noble”. Of course, it could not be used to wipe the buttocks. During the Tang and Song Dynasties, people began to use burning paper to sacrifice ghosts and spirits. The strict regulations in the temple that the toilet must be constantly prepared for the toilet, do not use writing paper. The earliest documented rubbing of the butt appeared in the Yuan Dynasty. A queen was very filial to her mother-in-law and looked after her with a caress. She had to use the toilet paper before leaving her toilet. The queen must now try her own face. The test is not smooth enough and soft enough.

From the Yuan Dynasty to the Qing Dynasty, as paper was gradually used in other fields, it became less noble than before, and it was only after the use of paper to wipe the butt began to spread. The Ming Dynasty even set up a department specializing in toilet paper - the banknote collection department. In "Dream of Red Mansions", there is a description of Liu Wei's diarrhea: "Liu Ke felt a tumult in her abdomen and took a small girl's head and asked for two pieces of paper to untie." Of course, until the Qing Dynasty, printed or written paper was not allowed to be used as toilet paper.

2 Qing Dynasty back to the top

The same is true for paper, and the paper is also quite different at different times. The toilet paper we use now is very delicate. In order to make it soft, we usually use mechanical methods to wrinkle the paper, increase the softness of the toilet paper, and go through many procedures such as disinfection. In the past, only the roughest, worst, etc. “fire paper” was made into toilet paper. For a long period of time in modern times, people did not use paper to pay attention to what they used to do. The author often used the homework and old books to wipe the buttocks when he was a child. It was said that ten years ago, remote areas were still Someone is using a special piece of soil.

What about foreigners? According to unreliable data, before 15th century, the British royal family used fresh squid slices to wipe the buttocks, it is said that it can prevent acne (small series of free but also to buy some squid try); Japanese royalty uses specially treated flaps The advantage is that the anus can be observed through the transparent flaps for lesions; the ancient Rome and China were closer and also used a stick, but they were to be wrapped in a cloth and used for uniform cleaning; the medieval French king was in the toilet. Hang a long, thick hemp rope from the roof to the feet. When the toilet is finished, pull the rope to the corresponding position. After the first hand, pull the friction like a hacksaw until it is clean. The point is, this rope is public! ! ! When the emperor used up the queen, the queen used up the prince to use it. It was a family that was really happy.

Although it is no longer a problem for us living in towns and cities, we all know that paper is a non-renewable resource, so we are educated to save paper. In the matter of saving paper, Ah San, who is hanging at any time, has invented a method of wiping the buttocks from the province to the province. No matter when or where, just a piece of paper! Xiao Bian has proven to be theoretically feasible!

Of course, this method is just a good idea. It is not recommended for everyone to imitate. However, the excessive exposure of toilet paper fluorescent agents in the previous two years, as well as "black heart paper" and other issues are still very worrying. Is there any way that toilet paper can be used instead of returning to the toilet? Of course! That is the smart toilet and smart toilet lid. No matter how gentle the paper towels match with the gentle movements, it will inevitably cause friction to the fresh chrysanthemums. Especially for young people who have “cockroaches”, wiping the buttocks becomes a technical job.

Smart toilets have more nozzles than conventional toilets. Generally, after being convenient, they can be used to perform directional flushing of the dirty parts by spraying warm water, and then they can be dried with hot air. This can clean the debris in chrysanthemum folds, which can greatly improve the cleanliness. , it will not cause irritation to chrysanthemum. However, the toilets of the average family are installed at the beginning of the renovation. If you want to change to a smart toilet, you will need to make a big move. Therefore, there is a smart toilet seat, a smart toilet seat, and an ordinary toilet can be transformed into electrified and intelligent. Smart toilet. Xiao Bian himself thinks that these fresh things are still quite cool to use, basically you can not wash chrysanthemum when bathing.

After thousands of years of evolution, as we have increased productivity, our way of wiping our ass has gradually evolved. From weedy grass to smart toilets, we can say that it is a drastic change, and there will certainly be more convenient and comfortable methods in the future. Thought of this, the problem came. How did the small series without paper solve the problem? I don't tell you, guess!

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